You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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