If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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