Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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