ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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