i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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