Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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