i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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