Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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