Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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