how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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