can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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