I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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