you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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