On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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