so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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