The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
someone owes me an orgasm
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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