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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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