You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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