I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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