the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
