Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish I only lived at night.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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