And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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