Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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