Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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