dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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