He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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