bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
