ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I want her autograph on my taint
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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