My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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