My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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