Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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