You're completely useless in the revolution.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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