I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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