he thought i was a dude.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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