alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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