Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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