just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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