3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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