I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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