Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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