Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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