Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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