She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
