Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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