there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We left the knife in your bed.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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