I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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