I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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