the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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