Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
no you cant smoke seaweed
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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