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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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