You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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